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The numbers don't lie.

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The minimum wage in New York is

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$7.25 per hour.

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$7.25 per hour.

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Right, and you give us $15 a

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week, and since our chores take

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week, and since our chores take

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more than two hours a week, you

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can see that we're earning below

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a living wage.

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Huh.

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Huh.

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Earning.

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See, what you don't understand

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is, allowance is not payment

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for your chores.

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Chores are what you do to make

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chores are what you do to make

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this household work, and

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allowance is just an added

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bonus.

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It's a bonus.

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Then we need a bigger bonus.

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Then we need a bigger bonus.

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Need?

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I mean, given the cost of

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living, our allowance just

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doesn't cut it anymore.

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Doesn't cut it anymore.

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Cost of living?

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Wh--what cost do they have?

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Well, I mean, sometimes

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they get froyo after school.

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They get froyo after school.

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Right?

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If we don't get a raise, then

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we have no choice

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but to go on strike.

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But to go on strike.

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[Laughing]

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What the hell are you striking

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against?

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Eating free food?

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Wearing free clothes?

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Wearing free clothes?

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Sleeping in a free bed?

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You guys, what do you need

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the money for?

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Well, okay, the cost of

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movies went up.

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Movies went up.

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Yeah.

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Not to mention the price of

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snacks when we get there.

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Mm.

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Now, I've developed a taste

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for toppings on my froyo.

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Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh.

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Mm-hmm.

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And they don't come free...

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Yo.

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No.

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[Laughing]

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Well, I am developing a taste

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well, I am developing a taste

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to end this damn conversation.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Come on.

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What? What?

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Babe.

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Babe.

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I mean, they do more around here

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than when we first started

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giving them allowance.

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So I'll tell you what.

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So I'll tell you what.

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You guys throw in an extra hour

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of yard work, and we will throw

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in an extra $2 a week.

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In an extra $2 a week.

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What?

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Carla, what are you doing?

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Oh, my god.

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Oh, thank you so much.

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You're welcome.

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I am so happy that we settled

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this.

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This.

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It really takes so much energy

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to stay mad at you guys.

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It was a good presentation.

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I liked it.

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No, no, it was not a good

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presentation, Carla.

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Presentation, Carla.

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Alex, it's great.

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No, it was not.

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It was on oak tag.

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Did you guys use a protractor

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to make it?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, well, did you

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buy the protractor?

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Okay, come on.

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Okay, come on.

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Hey, sweetie, what's up?

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What would I have to do to

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earn enough to get a pony?

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Both: Aww.

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Both: Aww.

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Sweetie, you would have had

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to be born into another family.

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[Laughing]

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Am I adopted?

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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No.

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No, no, no, sweetie.

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I was joking.

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No, no. Sweetie, sweetie.

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No, no, baby, look, you look

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just like me.

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You do.

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You look just like your daddy.

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It's okay.

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It's okay.

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[Funky music]

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♪ ♪

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Hey, what's up, dad?

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Hey, man.

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Hey, man.

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Oh, dad, I like how you

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Oh, dad, I like how you

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arranged those groceries.

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You put all the dairy there.

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You put all the fruits and

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you put all the fruits and

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vegetables where it says "fruits

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and vegetables."

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You even put the eggs in those

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little dimple spots.

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Little dimple spots.

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Man, you're so smart.

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I'm not loaning you any

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money, Keenan.

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Just hear me out.

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Just hear me out.

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A limited edition pair of

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creamsicle-colored sneakers

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is about to drop.

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And what do a pair of

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overpriced sneakers have to do

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overpriced sneakers have to do

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with you?

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They go on sale tonight at

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midnight, but only for an hour.

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My boy Justin's dad said he'll

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take us.

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Well, do you have money for

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Well, do you have money for

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these sneakers?

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I have $100.

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All I need is another 50,

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all I need is another 50,

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and I'll be on my way.

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Mm, son, I could give you $50

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and let you waste it on some

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sneakers, or you can do the

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sneakers, or you can do the

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smart thing.

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Ask mom?

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Ask mom?

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No.

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You can take that money and put

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it in the bank.

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Then we can talk about

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investing.

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Look, in today's market, you can

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look, in today's market, you can

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expect a return rate

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of 3% to 5% a year.

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But the shoes go on sale at

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midnight tonight.

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Midnight tonight.

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Hey, remember what Benjamin

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Franklin said, "a penny saved

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is a penny earned."

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That's just like,

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"it's not over till it's over."

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I don't understand either one of

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I don't understand either one of

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them.

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I'll just call my pops.

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He should be back from Turks

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and Caicos.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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You will not be calling your

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father, all right?

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Marcus and I agreed not to let

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you kids play us against each

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other.

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So no advance.

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So no advance.

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Look, next time you want to buy

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something, you save up for it.

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All of it.

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Understand?

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Understand?

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Yes, dad.

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My man.

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Limited edition creamsicle

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limited edition creamsicle

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sneakers.

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Hmm.

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Oh, those are pretty hot.

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Oh, those are pretty hot.

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I wonder if I could rock those.

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Good morning, Ms. Helen.

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Good morning, Dr. Reed.

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Good morning, Dr. Reed.

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I see you have a young assistant

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with you.

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I do.

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It's bring your daughter to

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work day, so I have to spend the

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day with my mom at her job and

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write a report on it.

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Oh, that sounds like fun.

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Oh, that sounds like fun.

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I would have loved to go to work

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with my mother.

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Oh, but she wouldn't let us

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oh, but she wouldn't let us

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children around the grieving

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families.

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Oh, my parents were morticians.

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Oh.

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Yeah, they thought hanging

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around the funeral parlor would

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around the funeral parlor would

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freak us out, like the caskets

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in the garage didn't already do

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that.

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Ms. Helen, gosh, you just--

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you get more fascinating every

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day.

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Day.

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Every single day.

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Oh, stop.

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After you.

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See you later.

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Okay.

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Hey, let me know when my 9:30

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Hey, let me know when my 9:30

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gets here.

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All right.

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Thank you.

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So before my first client gets

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so before my first client gets

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here, you want to see what it's

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like to be me?

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Well, all right.

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Carla.

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Carla.

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[Laughing]

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Yes, Dr. Reynolds.

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Why don't you lie down and

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Why don't you lie down and

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tell me, what's bothering you?

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Oh, yes.

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Well, um, my brother, Keenan--

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well, um, my brother, Keenan--

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he's, like, always bothering me,

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and he so, like, gets on my

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and he so, like, gets on my

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nerves, and he's annoying.

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Okay, I so do not talk like

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that.

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You so do.

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You so do.

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Come on.

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[Laughing]

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You should hear yourself

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sometimes.

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Sometimes.

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He's so, like, oh, my god.

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So really?

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This is what you do?

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Well, yeah.

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I mean, as a psychologist,

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I help people to identify their

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problems and then I give them

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the tools to use so they can

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the tools to use so they can

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improve their lives.

301
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But I mean, what about all

302
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the fun stuff?

303
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I mean, did you ever talk to

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somebody with split

305
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somebody with split

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personalities?

307
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Or--ooh, did you ever diagnose

308
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a serial killer?

309
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What?

310
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Or wait; Did you ever help

311
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Or wait; Did you ever help

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the FBI do a profile?

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Honey, this isn't

314
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law andamp; Order, okay?

315
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Law andamp; Order, okay?

316
00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,683
This is real life.

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Right here.

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I think we need to get you on

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this couch.

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Yeah, so we can figure out why

321
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yeah, so we can figure out why

322
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you think serial killers are fun

323
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stuff.

324
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No, come on.

325
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[Knocking on door]

326
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Come in.

327
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Come in.

328
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Dr. Reed, Mr. Nichols

329
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is here.

330
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Oh, god, thanks.

331
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Wow, it's 9:30?

332
00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:42,004
I lost track of time.

333
00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,320
I lost track of time.

334
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Kaci--

335
00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:44,565
I know. I know.

336
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Confidentiality. It's fine.

337
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Okay.

338
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I'm sure Ms. Helen can

339
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I'm sure Ms. Helen can

340
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entertain me with some stories

341
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from the funeral home.

342
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Oh, my god.

343
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Oh, hey, I wonder if they

344
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Oh, hey, I wonder if they

345
00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,500
ever buried somebody that was

346
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still alive.

347
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Okay, yeah, we really do need

348
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to talk.

349
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To talk.

350
00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,338
So do you mind me asking,

351
00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:06,004
what exactly do you do?

352
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,930
What exactly do you do?

353
00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:09,100
[Laughing]

354
00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:11,998
You mean what don't I do?

355
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,720
You mean what don't I do?

356
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I'm the nerve center of this

357
00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:14,892
place.

358
00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:15,636
Really?

359
00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:17,806
Yes.

360
00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:17,995
Would you like to write this

361
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:18,560
would you like to write this

362
00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:18,856
down?

363
00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,898
Sure.

364
00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,003
As the office manager, my

365
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As the office manager, my

366
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responsibilities range from

367
00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,366
ordering office supplies to

368
00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:29,998
organizing the files, making

369
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,530
organizing the files, making

370
00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,117
sure that the kitchen is stocked

371
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with coffee and everything else,

372
00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:36,003
and then answering the phones.

373
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,370
And then answering the phones.

374
00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,286
Well, that doesn't really

375
00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,455
sound like the nerve center.

376
00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,085
I haven't given you the

377
00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,383
details yet.

378
00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:47,996
Yeah.

379
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,760
Yeah.

380
00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,603
One time, a patient passed out

381
00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:53,178
on the floor right there.

382
00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,004
I sprang into action.

383
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,930
I sprang into action.

384
00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,017
I checked his files.

385
00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:58,311
I found out he was diabetic.

386
00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:58,854
I went to the kitchen.

387
00:07:58,936 --> 00:07:59,996
I got a sugar cube and placed it

388
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I got a sugar cube and placed it

389
00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,402
under his tongue.

390
00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:06,002
And then I called the ambulance.

391
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,440
And then I called the ambulance.

392
00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:09,067
Wait, you saved his life?

393
00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,195
That's my job.

394
00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,531
I'm professional.

395
00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:11,996
[Phone rings]

396
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,410
[Phone rings]

397
00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:14,162
Oh, don't you want to get

398
00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:14,873
that?

399
00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:16,082
I'm busy.

400
00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,412
Want to take a picture?

401
00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:17,996
Yeah.

402
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,210
Yeah.

403
00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:18,789
Okay.

404
00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:19,423
Now, just wait.

405
00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:21,538
Wait.

406
00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:27,506
Wow, thank you so much.

407
00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,000
Thank you.

408
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,140
Thank you.

409
00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,469
Daddy, I'm reading this book

410
00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:33,473
of fairy tales, and I have some

411
00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:34,314
questions.

412
00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:35,998
All right. Shoot.

413
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,180
All right. Shoot.

414
00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,175
In goldilocks and the three

415
00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:37,926
bears, why are the bears eating

416
00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:38,517
porridge?

417
00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,901
On animal planet, they eat fish,

418
00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:41,598
and they don't sleep in beds.

419
00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:41,997
Oh, honey, well--

420
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,610
Oh, honey, well--

421
00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:44,269
And in little red riding

422
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,517
hood, how could she not know

423
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,688
that was a wolf?

424
00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:47,526
She even said, "my, what big

425
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,000
teeth you have."

426
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,530
Teeth you have."

427
00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,451
She knows her grandma's teeth

428
00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:51,859
aren't sharp and pointy.

429
00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:52,658
[Chuckling]

430
00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:54,000
Honey, those stories are

431
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,330
honey, those stories are

432
00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,329
allegories.

433
00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:57,120
You know, they're based on

434
00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:57,703
sociopolitical events that

435
00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,997
happened during the time they

436
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,040
happened during the time they

437
00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:01,042
were written.

438
00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:03,003
See, during the medieval period,

439
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:03,584
right?

440
00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,458
There was--

441
00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:06,004
hey, where you going?

442
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,130
Hey, where you going?

443
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:07,763
To color.

444
00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:10,878
Fairy tales are too complicated.

445
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:11,997
[Laughs]

446
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,180
[Laughs]

447
00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:14,762
Dad.

448
00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:15,005
Yo.

449
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:15,756
You'll never guess what I

450
00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,056
just did.

451
00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:17,999
What's that?

452
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,140
What's that?

453
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,274
I took my money and invested

454
00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:19,810
it like you told me to.

455
00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:20,522
Really?

456
00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:22,141
Well, how'd you make

457
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:22,898
a transaction?

458
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:23,729
Saint augustine's had a

459
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:24,003
raffle, and I invested my money

460
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,440
raffle, and I invested my money

461
00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:26,023
into it.

462
00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,477
A raffle, Keenan?

463
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,147
Didn't you hear the advice

464
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,074
I gave you?

465
00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,001
I did.

466
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,570
I did.

467
00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,903
I found out the school was

468
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,658
selling 3,000 raffle tickets at

469
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,159
$1 each, right?

470
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,001
So I went ahead and bought 60

471
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,280
so I went ahead and bought 60

472
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,447
of them.

473
00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,155
Why?

474
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,504
Because that raised my odds of

475
00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,708
winning to 1 in 50,

476
00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:41,999
even higher, assuming all the

477
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,870
even higher, assuming all the

478
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,207
tickets weren't sold.

479
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,543
[Chuckling]

480
00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:47,997
You know, for a boy who gets all

481
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,050
you know, for a boy who gets all

482
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,709
"a"s in math, that is the

483
00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:52,127
dumbest thing I've ever heard.

484
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:52,796
I can see how you would say

485
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,003
that...

486
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,050
That...

487
00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:58,136
If I didn't win.

488
00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:58,722
You won?

489
00:09:58,806 --> 00:09:59,996
I won!

490
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,100
I won!

491
00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,522
How hot is that?

492
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,940
Look at all this money.

493
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:04,770
Gonna have to buy me

494
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,004
a new wallet.

495
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,940
A new wallet.

496
00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:10,737
Kaci and I had the greatest

497
00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:11,568
day.

498
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,002
I had her pretend to be my

499
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,990
I had her pretend to be my

500
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:13,900
therapist.

501
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,238
[Laughing]

502
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,493
She got to see a little bit of

503
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:16,824
what I do.

504
00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:17,997
Oh, babe, we've got to stop her

505
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,740
oh, babe, we've got to stop her

506
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:21,616
from watching vampire high.

507
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:22,754
Well, it sounds like a better

508
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,000
day than I had with Keenan.

509
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,580
Day than I had with Keenan.

510
00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:25,575
I should just take his money and

511
00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,836
put it in the bank.

512
00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,628
Alex, it's his money.

513
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:30,002
Carla, the boy gave the

514
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,760
Carla, the boy gave the

515
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:33,258
delivery guy a $20 tip on a $20

516
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:33,671
pizza.

517
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,998
And tomorrow he wants me to take

518
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,050
and tomorrow he wants me to take

519
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,215
him to the mall so he can

520
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,063
elevate his hotness.

521
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:39,638
[Laughing]

522
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:40,642
Don't laugh.

523
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,003
Your son is out of control.

524
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,640
Your son is out of control.

525
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:43,635
Wait, other than pizza,

526
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:44,726
what's he spending his money on?

527
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,690
Well, he wants to buy a

528
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,001
gaming system with all the bells

529
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,360
gaming system with all the bells

530
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:49,149
and whistles.

531
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:50,111
What's wrong with that?

532
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,611
It's $300.

533
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,822
$300 of money he won.

534
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:54,003
And $300 that we will not have

535
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,360
and $300 that we will not have

536
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:55,986
to take out of our budget at

537
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,162
christmastime.

538
00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:58,619
Carla, that is not the point.

539
00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,279
What's the point, Alex?

540
00:10:59,367 --> 00:10:59,987
The point is, he needs to be

541
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,906
more responsible with his money.

542
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:02,874
Oh, psh.

543
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:03,333
[Knocking on door]

544
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:06,002
Come in.

545
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,040
Come in.

546
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:06,623
Hey.

547
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:06,917
Hey.

548
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:07,749
Is anybody gonna be here

549
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,253
tomorrow?

550
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,535
I have a delivery coming in.

551
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,918
Somebody needs to sign for it.

552
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:12,174
Hm.

553
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:12,764
A delivery?

554
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:13,758
What'd you order?

555
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,969
Five different kinds of bath

556
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:16,760
salts to keep your skin smooth

557
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:17,762
and smelling fresh.

558
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:18,003
[Stammering]

559
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,510
[Stammering]

560
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,215
Carla, you see what I mean?

561
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,224
He's throwing his money away.

562
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:21,805
Okay.

563
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:22,889
The bath salts are for mom.

564
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,003
Ah, whoo-whoo!

565
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,770
Ah, whoo-whoo!

566
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:25,770
But I looked out

567
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:26,601
for you too, dad.

568
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:27,225
I got you a loofah for those

569
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,271
elbows.

570
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,004
Oh, a loofah.

571
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,440
Oh, a loofah.

572
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,995
Keenan, why aren't you doing

573
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,110
Keenan, why aren't you doing

574
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:37,606
your chores?

575
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,827
They're being taken care of.

576
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:41,998
That's all the trash, Keenan.

577
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,120
That's all the trash, Keenan.

578
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,331
I'm going to take it to the

579
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,581
curb.

580
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,542
Ah, thanks, little bit.

581
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:47,162
Buy yourself something nice.

582
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:47,708
Yes, sir.

583
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,000
Alexis, put that trash down

584
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,710
Alexis, put that trash down

585
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,632
now.

586
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,210
But I already paid her.

587
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,004
No refunds!

588
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,840
No refunds!

589
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:56,343
What do you think

590
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,264
you're doing?

591
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,431
Ballin'.

592
00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,759
I hired kaci and Alexis to do my

593
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:00,004
chores.

594
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,890
Chores.

595
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:01,850
Those are your chores,

596
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:02,139
Keenan.

597
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,771
What difference does it make?

598
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,849
It's getting done.

599
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:06,003
You pay people to wash your car,

600
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,680
you pay people to wash your car,

601
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,267
mow the lawn.

602
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,602
Why can't I pay somebody to take

603
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:10,807
out the trash and clean my room?

604
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,996
Your soda. Okay.

605
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,360
Your soda. Okay.

606
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,533
You have your sister acting

607
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,320
as your maid?

608
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,003
Actually, I think of her as

609
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,240
Actually, I think of her as

610
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,820
a Butler.

611
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,655
Hey, I'm not really feeling

612
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:22,700
these rectangular cubes.

613
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:23,953
Can I get some crushed ice in

614
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:24,204
this?

615
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,865
Oh, right away.

616
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:29,373
Thanks, doll.

617
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:29,997
Kaci, kaci, why are you

618
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:30,712
letting your brother exploit you

619
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,711
like this?

620
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,423
$10 a soda?

621
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,004
Who's exploiting who?

622
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,220
Who's exploiting who?

623
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,759
Um, would you like a half or

624
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:40,762
a full glass of ice?

625
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:41,803
Surprise me.

626
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:41,996
Very well.

627
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,050
Very well.

628
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,218
Excuse me.

629
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,984
Have you completely lost your

630
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,060
mind?

631
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,095
What'd I do, dad?

632
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:52,898
You are throwing your money

633
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,000
away by being lazy.

634
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,570
Away by being lazy.

635
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,608
I'll just make some more.

636
00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:58,653
All right, you know what?

637
00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,106
Put your shoes on.

638
00:12:59,195 --> 00:12:59,995
We're going for a ride.

639
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,410
We're going for a ride.

640
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,369
Alexis, bring me my shoes.

641
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,029
Boy, if you don't get

642
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,866
yourself up and put your shoes

643
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:06,001
on...

644
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,040
On...

645
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:12,000
All right.

646
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,750
All right.

647
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,633
Gas and electric are included

648
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:16,001
in the rent.

649
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,916
Neither one of you is a parolee,

650
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:18,205
right?

651
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:18,877
No, sir.

652
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,724
Oh, finally.

653
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,000
Bed, bathroom, hot plate, all

654
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,550
bed, bathroom, hot plate, all

655
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,718
conveniently located in this one

656
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,345
room.

657
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:28,932
[Glass shattering]

658
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:29,426
[Car alarm wailing]

659
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:29,997
Hey!

660
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,640
Hey!

661
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,226
P-dog.

662
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,810
Get away from my car.

663
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:33,055
Get--

664
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:33,765
ugh.

665
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,004
I'll be right back.

666
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,940
I'll be right back.

667
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,735
Dad, why are we here?

668
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:41,899
Son, this is where I lived

669
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:41,997
when I was in grad school.

670
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,950
When I was in grad school.

671
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,242
You lived here?

672
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,535
Yup.

673
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:47,998
Like, on purpose?

674
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,830
Like, on purpose?

675
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:49,831
Where's the rest of it?

676
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:50,912
[Chuckling]

677
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,826
It was all I could afford.

678
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,995
But I knew back then, if I

679
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,920
but I knew back then, if I

680
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,630
stayed on my grind and saved my

681
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,210
money, I could move into

682
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,054
someplace nicer.

683
00:13:59,129 --> 00:13:59,999
You mean like a big cardboard

684
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,710
You mean like a big cardboard

685
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:01,378
box?

686
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,425
[Chuckles]

687
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,139
Keenan, when I lived here, I was

688
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:05,999
paying my own way through

689
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,510
paying my own way through

690
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:06,925
school.

691
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,102
Now, back then, this apartment

692
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,771
cost $600 a month.

693
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:11,929
And of course, that didn't

694
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,937
include electricity or water,

695
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,309
and I still had to eat and get

696
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,977
around town.

697
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:18,935
You mean I can win a raffle

698
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:22,034
every month and still not be

699
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,321
able to afford this place?

700
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,004
Exactly.

701
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,570
Exactly.

702
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,696
See, Keenan, the thing is, I

703
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,033
know a lot of people who put too

704
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:29,948
much value on material things

705
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,945
like video games and clothes.

706
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,287
And they put too much value

707
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,923
in being cool.

708
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,960
My man.

709
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:38,793
Now, look, I'm not gonna tell

710
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:39,457
you how to live your life, all

711
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,295
right?

712
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,759
But in a few years, you're gonna

713
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:41,999
be on your own.

714
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,720
Be on your own.

715
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:43,508
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

716
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,221
What do you mean, "in a few

717
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,300
years"?

718
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,184
Well, in four years, you're

719
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,600
gonna be 18.

720
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:47,998
You're not gonna be living with

721
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,470
you're not gonna be living with

722
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,394
your mother and me.

723
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,761
Where am I supposed to go?

724
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,978
Hmm...

725
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:53,998
This place might be available.

726
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,440
This place might be available.

727
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:55,018
Nuh-uh.

728
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:58,152
[Chuckles]

729
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:58,860
So are you gonna take the

730
00:14:58,939 --> 00:14:59,999
place?

731
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,270
Place?

732
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,527
No, I'm good.

733
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,319
I'm gonna save my money so I can

734
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,941
afford a place better than this

735
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,948
$600-a-month apartment.

736
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,110
What are you talking about?

737
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,237
This baby goes for $1,800.

738
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,615
And that's with a student

739
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,001
discount.

740
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,330
Discount.

741
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,331
Dad, let's go.

742
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,662
[Chuckling]

743
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,537
Well, you better keep your money

744
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,333
in your pocket, son.

745
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,995
P-dog might still be out there.

746
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,500
P-dog might still be out there.

747
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:24,922
Oh, mom.

748
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,927
You look so pretty.

749
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:27,339
[Laughing]

750
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,006
Thank you, sweetie.

751
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,013
God, it's been so long since

752
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,004
your dad and I went on a date

753
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,060
your dad and I went on a date

754
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,428
night.

755
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,224
We're gonna have fun.

756
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,428
[Doorbell rings]

757
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:35,997
Oh, will you get it?

758
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,190
Oh, will you get it?

759
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:36,478
Yeah.

760
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,560
Hey, do you want me to look

761
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,266
over your paper before I leave?

762
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,515
Oh, no, I'm still

763
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,146
proofing it, but thanks.

764
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:41,521
Oh, okay.

765
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:41,997
I can't wait to read it,

766
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,730
I can't wait to read it,

767
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:43,186
sweetie.

768
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,815
I know.

769
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:46,403
Hi.

770
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,447
Hello.

771
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:47,999
Ms. Helen.

772
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,490
Ms. Helen.

773
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,162
Ooh.

774
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,160
Thank you. Thank you.

775
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,661
Okay.

776
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,004
I'm so glad that you were

777
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,370
I'm so glad that you were

778
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,003
available to babysit tonight.

779
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,870
No problem.

780
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,666
My boyfriend canceled a date

781
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,000
with me.

782
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,250
With me.

783
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:00,924
He wanted to spend more time

784
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,041
with his children.

785
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:02,917
I don't know why.

786
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,963
They look older than me.

787
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:05,997
Hey, Alex, Ms. Helen's here.

788
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,920
Hey, Alex, Ms. Helen's here.

789
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,547
So there's dinner in the fridge

790
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,474
if you want to heat it up.

791
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:09,971
Oh, did you cook?

792
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,002
I can order Chinese.

793
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,140
I can order Chinese.

794
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,311
No, Alex cooked.

795
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:13,929
Oh, good.

796
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:14,974
I'll save my money.

797
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,057
Okay.

798
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,481
I'm not that--you know--

799
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:17,999
I don't--

800
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,060
I don't--

801
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:18,523
Hey, Ms. Helen.

802
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,482
Hey.

803
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,061
Ooh!

804
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:20,345
Wow.

805
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:21,477
Whoo!

806
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,113
Look at you.

807
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:22,559
Hubba-hubba.

808
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,608
Mmm.

809
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,001
I hope you don't bruise

810
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,530
I hope you don't bruise

811
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:25,108
easily.

812
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:25,482
Mm, yeah?

813
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:26,147
Yeah, 'cause, you know,

814
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,065
ladies are gonna be throwing

815
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,032
themselves at you.

816
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:29,913
Well, you look pretty

817
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:29,998
nice yourself.

818
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,740
Nice yourself.

819
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,323
Thank you.

820
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,317
And if didn't know you,

821
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,868
I'd certainly want to know you.

822
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,001
[Laughing]

823
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,370
[Laughing]

824
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,004
Okay, fix your face.

825
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:39,331
Milady.

826
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,785
Oh, thank you so much.

827
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:41,384
All right.

828
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:41,998
We will see you guys later.

829
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,170
We will see you guys later.

830
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:42,461
Okay.

831
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,253
It's good to see your parents

832
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,495
kiss, honey.

833
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,336
[Laughing]

834
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,002
Alexis and Keenan, good-bye.

835
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,550
Alexis and Keenan, good-bye.

836
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:51,342
Both: Bye, mom.

837
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,547
Scoot over.

838
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:53,466
I got to look at the antique

839
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,004
road show.

840
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,010
Road show.

841
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,886
I know my junk is worth

842
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:56,223
something.

843
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,726
Okay.

844
00:16:58,809 --> 00:16:59,999
So what you working on?

845
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,390
So what you working on?

846
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,687
Oh, this report I have to do

847
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,270
for school.

848
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,154
Want to see it?

849
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,570
Oh, of course.

850
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:05,999
[Gasps]

851
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,150
[Gasps]

852
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:07,404
Oh.

853
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,074
[Giggles]

854
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,114
Oh.

855
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:11,996
Oh, this is fabulous.

856
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,240
Oh, this is fabulous.

857
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,004
There's something missing.

858
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
There's something missing.

859
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,079
What?

860
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:20,504
Your mother.

861
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,211
This is supposed to be about

862
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,131
what your mother does for a

863
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:23,998
living.

864
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,090
Living.

865
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,379
Well, that's in there.

866
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,052
I mean, but, come on.

867
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,589
What she does is so boring.

868
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:29,172
She just talks to people.

869
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:29,996
I do that with my friends,

870
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,220
I do that with my friends,

871
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,970
but you?

872
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,641
You are the nerve center for the

873
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,000
entire floor.

874
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,180
Entire floor.

875
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,144
I am.

876
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,004
But what your mother does is

877
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,560
but what your mother does is

878
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:45,024
pretty important too, now.

879
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,105
I mean, I've seen those clients

880
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,000
go in there looking broken, and

881
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,070
go in there looking broken, and

882
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,190
after a few weeks, they come out

883
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,397
looking a whole lot better.

884
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,568
I didn't know that.

885
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:53,995
I mean, she can't talk about her

886
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,490
I mean, she can't talk about her

887
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,073
work.

888
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,027
No, she can't talk about her

889
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,077
work a lot, but your mother is

890
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,001
helping people every day.

891
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,040
Helping people every day.

892
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,172
I never thought about it like

893
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,208
that.

894
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,001
Well, apparently, everybody

895
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,290
Well, apparently, everybody

896
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:09,126
cannot express what's in their

897
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,383
hearts, and it causes a lot of

898
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:11,995
pain in their life, and she

899
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,890
pain in their life, and she

900
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,258
helps them put into words what

901
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:17,996
they're feeling inside.

902
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,220
They're feeling inside.

903
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,056
Now, all this therapy stuff is

904
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:24,001
not for me, but a lot of

905
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,650
not for me, but a lot of

906
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,018
people, it seems to work.

907
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,145
Huh.

908
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,982
I think I'm gonna go take

909
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:30,567
another look at my paper.

910
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,451
Yeah, I think you should.

911
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,489
Um, but, kaci?

912
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:35,071
Yeah?

913
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:35,995
See if there's a way that you

914
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,030
See if there's a way that you

915
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:39,075
could still work my picture in.

916
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,199
Oh, yeah.

917
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:41,446
Oh.

918
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:41,997
Yeah.

919
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,620
Yeah.

920
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,794
Okay.

921
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,165
Peanut butter and jelly with

922
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:53,224
the crusts cut off.

923
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:53,998
Enjoy.

924
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,260
Enjoy.

925
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,091
Daddy usually cuts mine

926
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,176
into a shape of a unicorn.

927
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,471
I'm not your father, sweetie.

928
00:18:59,555 --> 00:18:59,995
Eat your circle.

929
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,270
Eat your circle.

930
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:02,978
Mom, guess what.

931
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:03,928
What?

932
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,057
I got an "a" on my paper.

933
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,004
Oh, my god. Let me see.

934
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,600
Oh, my god. Let me see.

935
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,108
Oh, sweetie.

936
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,529
"My mom, my shero."

937
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:11,998
Yeah.

938
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,110
Yeah.

939
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,152
Oh, sweetie, this is so

940
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,395
lovely.

941
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,106
Oh, goodness.

942
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,275
Hey, kaci.

943
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,004
This letter is addressed to me,

944
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,450
this letter is addressed to me,

945
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:19,742
but I think it's supposed to go

946
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,325
to you.

947
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,949
Um.

948
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,115
Oh, no, no, no, it's right.

949
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,003
I donated all the money that you

950
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,330
I donated all the money that you

951
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,294
gave me to a woman's weaving

952
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,333
collective in Kenya, and I put

953
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,207
the donation in your name.

954
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,003
Sweetie, that's wonderful.

955
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,050
Sweetie, that's wonderful.

956
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:32,419
Weavers.

957
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,974
That's cool.

958
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:35,968
Hey, you think the could make me

959
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,089
a whole suit with a Paisley tie

960
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:41,386
and a hat and an ascot?

961
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,001
Keenan, what are you gonna do

962
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,560
Keenan, what are you gonna do

963
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:43,849
with an ascot?

964
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:44,602
Look better than I

965
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,773
already do.

966
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:46,231
Oh, my gosh.

967
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,980
Yeah, just smile and nod.

968
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:48,561
Mm-hmm.

969
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,725
That's nice, sweetie.

970
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:55,325
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